IT’S TIME
IT’S TIME
Eurovision’s all fun and games until it’s voting time and you’re violently reminded of how much the rest of Europe doesn’t like the UK
I’ve just eaten so much fish and chips I can’t even move
My stepdad just offered to make sausages and eggs in the morning I’m going to throw up
I never want to see a chip again
Hey look leftover chips
the okay gatsby
the mediocre gatsby
the you could have done better gatsby
the terrible gatsby
The -you did great but not oscar award winning great- gatsby
(Source: everyholmesneedshiswatson)
shoutout to my boyfriend in the hospital with a severe case of non existence
(Source: hommos)
now taking applications for my gang, please have your mum sign your permission slip and return it in by next wednesday