it’s not true friendship until you’ve blocked their toilet

contraception:

the goal is to love myself so much it offends other people

itsbetterthananal:

im waiting for the day i can use this as a reaction image and confuse everyone for a good 5-30 seconds before they get it

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(Source: josh-monster-lover)

stunningpicture:

Today I saw the single most shocking thing I have seen in my entire life

Track: "INCOMPETENCE: A Dramatic Reading"
Plays: 1,025,447 plays

mechanicmuffin:

smooshyrock:

tre-cool-is-a-pretty-pink-fairy:

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SHUT YOUR

MOUTH

comma

NO COCAINE WAS NOT

WHEW!!!!!!

(Source: lloveflowersandyou)

Anonymous sent:

You're really cute <3

n’aww

the greeks had it right i think we need more words for the different types of love again

when did I become actually too lazy to sleep

thespywhospies:

YOU HAD ONE JOB NERDHQ

(Source: sammysbrow)

sinkatsea:

Neck kisses x20, please.

a book about a guy who can stop time but can’t control when it happens

(Source: harrypotter.cc)

I’ve discovered there’s a lot you can do inside haunted houses.

fictionalfeather:

For example, you can:

  • be in a shampoo commercial

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  • start a boy band:

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  • spot some choice booty:

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  • break into song:

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  • see some people in frankly offensive outfits:

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  • attend a metal show:

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  • listen to some sick jams:

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  • discover zombieism:

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  • sample some tasty snacks:

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  • watch someone get burned bad:

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  • find something you really like:

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  • find something you really, really like:

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  • find something you REALLY REALLY LIKE:

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  • and wonder if you left the stove on:

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(Source: candiceaccola)