emilianadarling:

kidcthulhu:

I felt this needed to exist. 

#you tried tony #you tried

lollians:

f-aint:

I want to talk to you but my face

I think you just summarized Phantom of the Opera.

(Source: urbxngod)

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(Source: tonysassy)

spooky-moriarty:

holyf-rick:

remember that time andrew scott tied his tie into a bow tie because everyone was wearing a bow tie during the baftas

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(Source: exasperatedly)

iwatchthebees:

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(Source: hey-ass-butt)

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(Source: thepoorgroomsbrideissoslutty)

tags:
#omg

heykarli:

My friends mom is 4’9 and her dad is 6’5. Whenever she is mad at him, she grabs a chair to yell in his face. Everytime that happens, he’s laughing too hard for her to stay mad. They say it’s the only way they’ve been married for so long.

spoken-not-written:

my new goal in life is to give birth

son I have some news for you

afuckingcastleintheclouds:

yo i’d follow him

tags:
#mine

tardis221b:

I like to weigh myself just before and just after pooping so I feel like an instant weight loss success story

marymorstens:

I was watching The X Factor the other day and I was thinking: you have no idea of rejection. This is the first thing you’ve done. You’ve wanted it all your life? Yeah, all your 16 years. Be an actor. Be an actor for about two years and see how that goes, because it’s constant. The number of jobs that you get as a ratio to the number of times you are rejected is incredible.” - Amanda Abbington

toastdurr:

fairyspork:

floptart:

ass2007:

im so glad my boyfriends penis is 2 bread lengths long (:

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Who the fuck measures dick size in bread

neoputa:

i have unlimited texting and i only text 3 people ever i think my phone company looks at my bill and just laughs