i just figured out the perfect murder
kill someone and bury them in their own garden
that way if the police find them they’ll think it was a suicide
#welp looks like the victim committed suicide and promptly buried themselves in their garden #how considerate of them
Jennifer Lawrence at the Oscars.
my best miley cyrus impersonation
I think I may get panic attacks but I'm not sure. I feel sick but don't feel sick and constantly think about the thing that's causing me to panic. I stop whatever I'm doing and end up just lying in bed. What do you think?
well obviously I can’t really tell just from like your message but yeah it sounds like it is :/ it’s not pleasant anyway and if it’s like interfering with your life in a negative way maybe pretty frequently then that’s a sign there’s something going on idk
I’m also always here if you need me just to talk about stuff ok xxooxx stay safe and happy and stuff c:
(other common symptoms are like idk racing heart, shaking, dizziness, chest pains, breathing difficulties etc so if you’re also experiencing those I’d definitely say yeah you’re probs getting panic attacks)
(but also remember I’m not medically trained I just use webmd a lot)
List of your favourite bands?
idk I’m really boring when it comes to music ok like I listen to a mix but not usually specific bands??? idek
but I mean I like panic! and I like fall out boy and the Beatles I guess ?????
I listen to a lot of disney soundtracks tbh
when you reblog something risky and dont lose followers
i suffer from panic attacks as well and what works for me is the breathing slowly and trying to calm my heart but also i try to distract my mind by reading or playing a video game or just something that will let me try to calm down. but yeah they suck... really they do
yeah yeah that’s a good idea too :3
the oscars were fun and all but is it eurovision yet
Imagine all of the other Avengers frantically trying to stop Bruce from downloading flappy bird
Remember my pet caterpillar Shane? Found him at church during a sermon about Satan XD. He was such a fun pet in his larval stage. He used to love to swing from my hair.
Then everything changed when he pupated. He never touched me. He just spent several months looking and acting like a turd
But it was worth it! Look at him now! He’s so fluffy I’m gonna die!! And the friendly disposition has returned! He sits on my shoulder watching The Sing Off with me. Also, he’s a she! and she just laid eggs! I can’t wait for the 2nd generation!
this dude got his own pokemon